cakelikeladyhowell:

mY INTERNET CUT OUT SO I SCREAMED AND RAN DOWN TO THE INTERNET ROOTER AND MY MUM WAS STOOD THERE WAITING FOR ME AND SAID TO ME “IT WORKED” OM G

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

tragicyouthwasgoingdownonme:

goldshirts-tightpants:

little-goose:

Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas

I mean really

I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.

Oh god no his face makes me so uncomfortable

punsicle:

punsicle:

punsicle:

im gonna watch the first episode of supernatural

wow what a cute little family

wELL THAT SURE DIDNT LAST LONG

dreamboat-acapellamouth:

gothicdancer:

bosstrain:

thegirlwhocounted:

Sherlock bought his wife a lucky cat for Christmas.

I just threw my laptop.

Oh my actual…*feels*

(Source: flanduril)

tyleroakley:

This past week in a nutshell.

(Source: mosoli)

(Source: mccoyisms)

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died. nerd life.

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names